At the very least, I'm going to make you scroll through some of the finalists before you learn whether or not it's you who will be taking a guest & sweating your [insert your choice of anatomy here] off at Busch Stadium next week. Obviously, I can't post all of the submissions here, there's simply not enough time & space for them. Some were actually quite clever, funny...etc, but had to be disqualified, as they didn't prove to be "valid & available".
So, in no particular order, here are a few of the submissions I thought you might enjoy:
One of my favorites, and the runner-up:
But, the one that I just HAD to go with, and award the figurative blue ribbon (and literal pair of Cardinals tickets) goes to this lovely gem:
Dude. Seriously. How can I not pick that one?
There's no way you had as much fun with this as I did, but I hope you at least got some enjoyment out of it. I also hope you'll consider coming back from time to time, and check out my ramblings on the greatest game of all time. I also write a weekly column over on i70baseball.com, so check out my work over there too, if you're so inclined. Thanks for visiting!